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You walk through the woods for several minutes, before you come across a large group of orcs. They are all sitting around a fire, drinking ale and eating meat strips. "Hey! What are you doing here? We were supposed to go kill some giants!" one of them exclaims > kill the orcs You quickly turn around and shoot an arrow into each orc's chest, killing them instantly. You then run over to the campfire and stab yourself r…
> dig with shovel You dig with your shovel and you find a hole. You fill it with dirt and you stand in the middle of the hole. You stare at the sky and you try to figure out how you got there. You look around and see nothing but darkness > pick up dragon You look around and see a dragon. You pick it up and examine it. It seems to be made of metal and has a horn on its head. You wonder if you should use it. You look a…
> kill the lizard You grab the lizard by its neck and pull it close to you. It lets out a scream and tries to escape, but you catch it and hold it tight. You begin to choke it until it falls unconscious. You take off the lizard's skin and sew it onto your own body
taken a step too far there buddy
You walk through the woods for several minutes, before you come across a large group of orcs. They are all sitting around a fire, drinking ale and eating meat strips. "Hey! What are you doing here? We were supposed to go kill some giants!" one of them exclaims > kill the orcs You quickly turn around and shoot an arrow into each orc's chest, killing them instantly. You then run over to the campfire and stab yourself r…
You rush over to the door and open it up. You see a man with a huge axe standing
there. He has long hair and wears a dirty t-shirt and jeans. His eyes are bloodshot
and he has a big scar on his face
> Say "Have you come to read the electricity meter?"
You start walking towards him and raise your hand as if to call him over. He
walks over to you and you both stare each other down before he speaks
> Fight
You grab his arm and pull it away from his face. He swings wildly at you, hitting
you several times, but you dodge them all. Eventually he stops moving and falls
backwards into the room. You look around and notice that the rest of the men
are still standing around watching you
> Go through his pockets
You search his pockets and find nothing. You walk over to him and put your finger
to his lips and whisper in his ear. He looks surprised and starts laughing.
You turn back to the others and ask
> "Did you see that?"
Say "Did you see that?"
Edit. It's the usual local-syntax vs global-content problem. The syntax looks like English, which is an achievement, but the content lacks any larger sense of narrative form, contextual awareness, or subtext - all things you need to make an interesting readable experience.
EDIT: Any chance you can support TPU on Colab?
I'm getting OOM errors on colab after the first 10-ish actions :( EDIT: Any chance you can support TPU on Colab?
You open up your laptop and type in your name and hit enter. You get an error message though, saying that you need to install Adobe Flash Player first.
> burn my laptop
You decide not to bother with installing Flash Player and instead just burn your laptop. When you turn it on you get an error message again telling you that you need to install Flash Player. This time you choose to ignore it and proceed with burning your laptop
Sounds pretty accurate!
A tall man stands outside his house wearing a fur coat. He is smoking
a pipe and he smiles at you when he sees you. He waves and gives you a big smile
> shoot man
You aim your bow and fire an arrow. The arrow hits the man square in the chest.
He falls backwards and drops his pipe. His wife rushes forward and grabs the
arrow. She pulls the arrow out of his chest and throws it away. The man's eyes
widen in shock
> shoot wife
You aim your bow and fire an arrow. The arrow hits the woman square in the stomach.
She screams and clutches her stomach. She begins to cry and wail loudly. Her
husband runs forward and tries to comfort her.