Cthulhu Ventures
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Cthulhu Ventures
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#2I expected The Team to include Yog Sothoth.
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#3Finally a venture capitalist I can trust.
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#4I hate to ask this but is this satire?
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#5Portfolio looks interesting, Life360 is big.
Unfortunately, this website is poorly designed to put it lightly.
I get that one of the founders really likes Lovecraft, but spend some money and do the website right instead of finding cthulu pictures off of google images and pasting them into a template.
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#6Sorry but I would not trust a company that brands itself using a mythical monster to give me funding. If I'm putting the future of my company in the hands of some venture-capitalists I'd want to know they're the real deal and a company that uses:
"Our goal, as Cthulhu, is to support initiatives designed to rise from the dark depths of R’lyeh (metaphorically speaking!) and end up destroying or at least disrupting, some market paradigm."
As its opening line does not exude professionalism.
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#7Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu Ventures R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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#8Sorry but I would not trust a company that brands itself using a mythical monster to give me funding. If I'm putting the future of my company in the hands of some venture-capitalists I'd want to know they're the real deal and a company that uses: "Our goal, as Cthulhu, is to support initiatives designed to rise from the dark depths of R’lyeh (metaphorically speaking!) and end up destroying or at least disrupting, som…
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#9I hate to ask this but is this satire?
Nope looks real after digging deeper. Based on the portfolio it looks to be based on Australia or NZ.
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#10I hate to ask this but is this satire?
They're real, unless all of their portfolio companies[1] and Bloomberg profiles[2] are also part of the satire. Hey, you never know, it's 2019.
[1] https://collaborativeaggregates.com/about-collaborative-aggr...