Author here, happy for any feedback. I'll own up to misleading-and-possibly-clickbait title, I just gave up trying to think of anything better without revealing the conclusion.
clang format can tank performance” would, IMO, not decrease the number of people who click the link, yet remove the clickbait.
This really has nothing to do with clang-format: I only mention that once (twice with an update: where clang format actually helps because it reorders stdlib.h after ctype.h) - it's all about header include order.