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. . .and the threat of Just Another Vict'ry Announcement (JAVA) as the need to add "sizzle" to the next version looms.
Rock and a hard place, no? Either you keep adding to a language and people keep using it, or you stop adding to a language and people call it a dead language and stop using it. Most devs don't understand that software can be done and still be useful.
Like how they removed the `print` keyword when going from Python 2 to Python 3.
But removing is harder than adding.