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Is “Ass” the Most Complicated Word in English?

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Re: Is “Ass” the Most Complicated Word in English?

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Micky Flannigan, a uk comedian, does a great routine about when he lived in America and people confused his cockney pronunciation of "house" with the American pronunciation of "Ass".

So at the end of a date he's on the doorstep with a girl and they are saying goodbye:

He says: I'd like to come in your house

She looks shocked. So he says: I won't try to kiss you, I just want to come in your house

Re: Is “Ass” the Most Complicated Word in English?

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Basically any vulgar word ends up being overused by the (uneducated) masses by the definition of the word vulgar. I'm not sure why, probably because they don't have the vocabulary to precisely express their thoughts and end up reusing the handful of strong words they do know in new ways and contexts.

Like how a chef who only knows about cayenne and salt wouldn't be using subtle spices like paprika. He's just going to bludgeon every dish with salt and cayenne since those are the two spices he has used the most thus far. He might find some creative uses for cayenne, but that doesn't mean cayenne is suddenly the most versetile and complex spice.

Re: Is “Ass” the Most Complicated Word in English?

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I would think "dude" would be more confusing. - "Dude" = cool - "Dude" = come on man, really? - "Dude!" = WTF man, I should punch you in the face - "Dude!" = holy crap, I just got that girl's number! - "Dude?" = who's there, is there a killer in my house? - "Dude?" = no shit, for real? - "Dude!?" = why'd you sleep with my sister?! - "Dude" = hey Steve - "Dude." = not cool bro - "Dude!!!" = you're not gonna believe th…

Is that north American wide or just certain groups in certain states though?

It's certain subgroups. Dude is not really part of my vocabulary and I don't often run into it being used by others.

Re: Is “Ass” the Most Complicated Word in English?

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When I lived in Germany, I explained to someone (in German) that ass means both arse and donkey and they cracked up.

Shrek: "I've got to save my ass" -- meaning his donkey (named Donkey), but Fiona interprets that differently from his intended meaning.

Also, I would interpret piece of ass as sex object, not beautiful. It's about just being used for sex. A less ugly use of the expression is roughly "looking for no-strings-attached sex."

Re: Is “Ass” the Most Complicated Word in English?

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Micky Flannigan, a uk comedian, does a great routine about when he lived in America and people confused his cockney pronunciation of "house" with the American pronunciation of "Ass". So at the end of a date he's on the doorstep with a girl and they are saying goodbye: He says: I'd like to come in your house She looks shocked. So he says: I won't try to kiss you, I just want to come in your house

Link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=share&v=fNzuOxJ3iS8

Re: Is “Ass” the Most Complicated Word in English?

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post #5

There’s a famous scene in the Wire that is basically two detectives having a conversation at a crime scene using only the word ‘fuck’ https://youtu.be/XdfwFDZGnUk

Spiritual ‘Guru’ Osho has an amazing breakdown of all the types of expression ‘fuck’ has: Ignorance: Fucked if I know. Trouble: I guess I am fucked now! Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot. Aggression: Fuck you! Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here? Difficulty: I can’t understand this fucking job. Incompetence: He is a fuck-off. Suspicion: What the fuck are you doing? Enjoyment: I had a fucking good time.…

In many of those it's just used as an amplifier. If you can remove the "fuck" and the sentence still makes sense, then it's not really doing anything.

Re: Is “Ass” the Most Complicated Word in English?

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The word that surprised me the most when flipping through a dictionary as a child was probably 'set': https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/set

In a way it may be the same as the fictionnal word Kree from Stargate. One meaning a lot. https://stargate.fandom.com/wiki/Kree

Re: Is “Ass” the Most Complicated Word in English?

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post #22

Basically any vulgar word ends up being overused by the (uneducated) masses by the definition of the word vulgar. I'm not sure why, probably because they don't have the vocabulary to precisely express their thoughts and end up reusing the handful of strong words they do know in new ways and contexts. Like how a chef who only knows about cayenne and salt wouldn't be using subtle spices like paprika. He's just going to…

If everyone else is using the word in a new way then who is wrong? The small minority or the masses who are evolving a language?
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