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Things Real People Don't Say About Advertising

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Re: Things Real People Don't Say About Advertising

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This is a mix of half-amusing misconceptions -- "Of course I'll spend eight minutes of my life watching your branded content" -- and details that advertisers should care about -- "I love the copy, but it feels off brand". Most of the pictures fall into the latter, and are very "inside baseball". Why would you expect "real people" to talk like that, or chastise advertisers for doing so? People who buy from Amazon don'…

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Re: Things Real People Don't Say About Advertising

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post #16

This is a mix of half-amusing misconceptions -- "Of course I'll spend eight minutes of my life watching your branded content" -- and details that advertisers should care about -- "I love the copy, but it feels off brand". Most of the pictures fall into the latter, and are very "inside baseball". Why would you expect "real people" to talk like that, or chastise advertisers for doing so? People who buy from Amazon don'…

I think you're taking it way too seriously. The author clearly has a good grasp of advertising and why the statements being lampooned are necessary. Humor doesn't have to be derisive.

Re: Things Real People Don't Say About Advertising

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post #16

This is a mix of half-amusing misconceptions -- "Of course I'll spend eight minutes of my life watching your branded content" -- and details that advertisers should care about -- "I love the copy, but it feels off brand". Most of the pictures fall into the latter, and are very "inside baseball". Why would you expect "real people" to talk like that, or chastise advertisers for doing so? People who buy from Amazon don'…

A big part of a marketer's job is projecting oneself into the role of a consumer. Jargon can become a distraction from understanding your audience, and this site is a healthy reminder of that.

Re: Things Real People Don't Say About Advertising

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"This website's music is great, turn it up!" - LMAO!

The funniest part is that most of this stuff actually works: on message copy, brand structure (http://bit.ly/fmyD7T), the word "solution" has sold hardware for 3 decades, buzzwords like "social currency" causing enough confusion to get your attention, focusing on intent increasing conversions/revenue, font size increasing conversions, branded apps (REI ski report, Oakley surf report), website users love introspection, stock photos increasing conversion, focusing on benefits (value prop).

Re: Things Real People Don't Say About Advertising

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I don't think the post was intended to say that advertisers actually think that people talk or even think this way, I think the post was to point out that often, marketers will have a certain perspective on their product and try to force that perspective onto its users. The reality is, users don't care about your perspective. They only care whether or not the product meets their needs.

Re: Things Real People Don't Say About Advertising

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You could just as easily make a blog "Things Real People Don't Say About Your App"

"I like the functionality, but it doesn't follow best practices."

or "Things Real People Don't Say About Science"

"These findings are compelling, but I'd like to see some corroborating studies in peer reviewed journals".

Any consumer facing industry is going to have a world of jargon that is inaccessible or ridiculous to the layperson. And similarly, these industries can support those who want to participate but don't have anything to add.

I don't see this as a jab at advertsising (although, it very well may have been intended as such) I see it as a jab at wannabes.

If you still don't believe me, try reading tech job postings...

[edit: typo]

Re: Things Real People Don't Say About Advertising

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Earlier quoted context omitted.

http://i.imgur.com/6BSYe.jpg ;)

Even better: http://tpdsaa.tumblr.com/post/2731266235/submitted-by-adamle... That silly call center woman that's on millions of websites.

http://www.headsethotties.com/

Re: Things Real People Don't Say About Advertising

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Interesting. But I disagree with a number of them. > I love the copy, but it feels off brand ... I remember the first time I saw a McPizza ad. It talked about how if you didn't like one kind, then you could get a different one. And it felt really strange. Later I figured it out. Until then, McDonald's ads had always maintained the premise that everyone likes everything they sell. > If only this solution was more scal…

> This website's music is great - turn it up!

Definitely. No one has ever said that, ever, in the history of the web.

Never say never. It depends on the type of a site e.g., http://www.thesixtyone.com/

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