Earlier quoted context omitted.
Probably cheaper than TV/mail advertising per-customer-acquisition or per-additional-dollar-o-profit.
Until someone injures themselves climbing up a storage rack, or someone hides in a refrigerator and suffocates. The liability is massive.
Police Shut Down a 3k-Person Game of Hide-and-Seek at IKEA
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Re: Police Shut Down a 3k-Person Game of Hide-and-Seek at IKEA
#52That sounds awesome, but how does a 3k game of hide & seek actually work? I mean, by home rules growing up, one person was "it" and had to find everyone. That would suck. One person would have to find 2999 others, and most of them would just be stuck stuck under an Espevar, waiting. This is an important problem to solve. I call on the engineers of this site to find a solution to the hide & seek scaling problem. Let's…
Re: Police Shut Down a 3k-Person Game of Hide-and-Seek at IKEA
#53That sounds awesome, but how does a 3k game of hide & seek actually work? I mean, by home rules growing up, one person was "it" and had to find everyone. That would suck. One person would have to find 2999 others, and most of them would just be stuck stuck under an Espevar, waiting. This is an important problem to solve. I call on the engineers of this site to find a solution to the hide & seek scaling problem. Let's…
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#54Re: Police Shut Down a 3k-Person Game of Hide-and-Seek at IKEA
#55Deep down, everyone who walks into the great snaking corridors of IKEA is playing a game of hide and seek.
But what does a person who goes there to play the game on purpose look like? What are the tells? Are they wearing IKEA bedlinen?
I love the idea of a stop and search on that scale and basis. “Hide and seek, officer? I just came to buy a Prickig and a couple of Pysslingars.”
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#57Re: Police Shut Down a 3k-Person Game of Hide-and-Seek at IKEA
#58“People are stopping everyone who ‘looks like they are here for a game of hide and seek.” Deep down, everyone who walks into the great snaking corridors of IKEA is playing a game of hide and seek. But what does a person who goes there to play the game on purpose look like? What are the tells? Are they wearing IKEA bedlinen? I love the idea of a stop and search on that scale and basis. “Hide and seek, officer? I just…
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#59Re: Police Shut Down a 3k-Person Game of Hide-and-Seek at IKEA
#60The game continues, but the Police are now the seekers and stakes are raise: if you're found, you go to jail.