Police Shut Down a 3k-Person Game of Hide-and-Seek at IKEA
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Police Shut Down a 3k-Person Game of Hide-and-Seek at IKEA
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Re: Police Shut Down a 3k-Person Game of Hide-and-Seek at IKEA
#2> “People are stopping everyone who ‘looks like they are here for a game of hide and seek,’”
What? How does one look like they are there for a game of hide and seek v a regular shopper?
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#3> “People are stopping everyone who ‘looks like they are here for a game of hide and seek,’” What? How does one look like they are there for a game of hide and seek v a regular shopper?
Regular shoppers don’t usually crouch behind things.
Re: Police Shut Down a 3k-Person Game of Hide-and-Seek at IKEA
#4> “People are stopping everyone who ‘looks like they are here for a game of hide and seek,’” What? How does one look like they are there for a game of hide and seek v a regular shopper?
It takes me so much effort to get to my IKEA I would be so totally enraged if I was stopped as a “suspected hide and seeker” and denied entry. I cannot imagine.
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#5> “People are stopping everyone who ‘looks like they are here for a game of hide and seek,’” What? How does one look like they are there for a game of hide and seek v a regular shopper?
Maybe they're wearing Swedish furniture camouflage? If they come in with a costume that looks like a Billy book shelf. That's a dead giveaway.
Re: Police Shut Down a 3k-Person Game of Hide-and-Seek at IKEA
#6> “People are stopping everyone who ‘looks like they are here for a game of hide and seek,’” What? How does one look like they are there for a game of hide and seek v a regular shopper?
Regular shoppers don’t usually crouch behind things.
How am I supposed to know if furniture is good if I can't test its viability in games of hide and seek?
Re: Police Shut Down a 3k-Person Game of Hide-and-Seek at IKEA
#7> “People are stopping everyone who ‘looks like they are here for a game of hide and seek,’” What? How does one look like they are there for a game of hide and seek v a regular shopper?
I take it you've not been to an Ikea? Follow this simple rule:
- Looking happy? Here for hide and seek.
- Looking miserable? Here for being dragged around Ikea looking at furniture.
Re: Police Shut Down a 3k-Person Game of Hide-and-Seek at IKEA
#8> “People are stopping everyone who ‘looks like they are here for a game of hide and seek,’” What? How does one look like they are there for a game of hide and seek v a regular shopper?
If the police stop them, they've clearly failed at the "hide" part of the game
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#9Earlier quoted context omitted.
Regular shoppers don’t usually crouch behind things.
How am I supposed to know if furniture is good if I can't test its viability in games of hide and seek?
I have to agree, if I can't test the product why would I even go to IKEA? I'd rather purchase online. At least online I can find reviews for it's hide and seek performance!
What's next? They start banning us for testing out the furnitures viability for The Floor is Lava?
/s
Re: Police Shut Down a 3k-Person Game of Hide-and-Seek at IKEA
#10Headline two days later: "It was actually a 3001 person game of hide and seek! They found Janet in the Sektion."