Sergey Brin when he was not Google's Sergey Brin

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You guys never did male beauty pageants for charity? We have them like twice a year here, and they're quite successful and overall a lot of fun (granted, I never dress up... just laugh at my friends a lot).

And if he's actually a cross-dresser, props. He's probably the richest cross-dresser in the world.