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Because its buried far down and I can’t edit my post, I want to hijack this post to point out that it turns out in newer builds MS has actually removed the Candy Crush auto installation. https://mspoweruser.com/rejoice-windows-users-candy-crush-is... I didn’t notice because my Windows 10 image is out of date, presumably getting the latest ISO would fix the problem.
Nope. This feature bootstraps from the web and it's still in the latest update post-fresh install. This article is incorrect.
UPDATE:
Sigh... you are correct. Fresh install, Win10 Pro, same garbage.