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If the ops team got beer every time the servers went down (as a reward for fixing them) then they'd have an incentive for the servers to go down.
We all understand the perverse incentives joke, I think what's confusing people here is whether there's some other hidden joke they're missing that suggests not to take OP at his word that yes, he did make off with someone else's gift, which is generally considered a dick move.
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Life in tech is like a Quentin Tarantino movie.
...except everyone is sitting at desks typing, there's no blood or surf rock or chases or self-indulgent soliloquies, and the cursing is much less creative?
cursing is much less creative?
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I don't want a cookie; I want more $24/bottle Belgian beer.
That's usually called stealing, or something a little softer than that. It's interesting that you shared that experience expected for us to laugh at it. The rest of the comment was hilarious and I'm happy you shared it, but that bit is very odd. I also see where you're coming from. But your act was ethically questionable.
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#485Ok, this is too many high-profile, apparently unrelated outages in the last month to be completely a coincidence. Hypotheses: 1) software complexity is escalating over time, and logically will continue to until something makes it stop. It has now reached the point where even large companies cannot maintain high reliability. 2) internet volume is continually increasing over time, and periodically we hit a point where…
I (don't) like how you exclude Russia, China, Iran and somebody from your definition of 'us'.
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To take the history of direct queries at Twitter even further back, I built a web interface at Odeo for the CEO to run direct queries against the database (and save them so he could re-run them). There were some basic security precautions, but this was totally cowboy. That Odeo team was filled with best practices aficionados and the management (including me) was a bit cowardly about being clear that "WE ARE FAILING H…
Why not have it run against a replicated copy? I did that in the past, works amazingly, they can f * up all they want without any implications.
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It makes me wonder if a powerful malicious agent can devise a complex operation (planting people in several key places) and wipe out most of the databases of one these places. It would be interesting to see what would it happen if suddenly all of twitter of facebook is deleted , puff!, gone in a second.
I recommend you watching Mr.Robot :)
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Just checking what your objection is. Is it that you think experience is overrated, or is it just that he was speculating without any evidence?
Can't speak for OP, but I can tell you what mine is. If you have an intern or a Junior Engineer, they should have a more senior engineer to monitor and mentor them. In the situation where a Junior Engineer gets blamed for a screw up: 1. The Senior Engineer failed in their responsibility. 2. The Senior Engineer failed in their responsibility. A Junior Engineer should be expected to write bad code, but not put it into…
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One possibility on 5) Too many KPIs and quarter goals to be reached, too many corners cut.
Obligatory to watch with this comment: "Let's deploy to production" https://youtu.be/5p8wTOr8AbU
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#4 I work at Facebook. I worked at Twitter. I worked at CloudFlare. The answer is nothing other than #4. #1 has the right premise but the wrong conclusion. Software complexity will continue escalating until it drops by either commoditization or redefining problems. Companies at the scale of FAANG(+T) continually accumulate tech debt in pockets and they eventually become the biggest threats to availability. Not the ne…
Faangt = Facebook amazon Apple Netflix Google tesla?
Edit: and stripe