But I digress. Perl is not in the same class as PHP, it's in the same class as Ruby and Python. I think it actually one-ups those languages in a variety of places, actually. Perl has predictable scoping rules, unlike Ruby; and you can have multi-line anonymous functions, unlike Python :) I know this sounds like a broken record, but Perl's culture of libraries is something other languages really need to steal. The best part of using Perl is the code that you don't write ;)
Anyway, just thought I would clear this up. The world has a lot of hate for Perl, but it's mostly unfounded. Perl back in 1996 sucked, but programmers back in 1996 sucked. In the last few years, Perl has attracted a ton of exceptional programmers, and we have some really nice stuff now. (Moose, Ernst, Catalyst, DBIx::Class, the list goes on...)