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Damn, I cannot wait to have a dog.
Getting a dog should not be an emotional decision. I have a dog and sometimes it's a lot of work. Feeding, pooping, pissing, neverending fur in the house and on my clothes, vet, constant attention seeking etc. Just to mention a few things. And if you need to travel you need a babysitter for your dog. It's easier if you have a backyard where the dog can chill.
Want to go out after work? Gotta go home and tend to the dogs first
Weekend getaway? The cost just increased by however much it's going to cost you to board the dogs or hire a sitter.
Surprise! One of your dogs has developed a thyroid condition and will require daily medication for the rest of its life.
Time for that annual teeth cleaning ($$$$$)
That said, next to fatherhood, it's one of the more rewarding things in my life.