> thermodynamics might seem to demand that a battery only deteriorates over many charge-discharge cycles. Well that's just nonsense. Any armchair "physicist" claiming that entropy must decrease over time is completely ignoring the fact that the battery is getting energy from an outside source every time it's charged.
I almost feel like this is a straw man to make this controversial. I don't see why anyone, even a layman, would say this.
Agreed. As far as I remember, the chemical batteries in phones circa 2005 behaved like this: you'd get gradually improving battery life over the first few cycles and then start to experience normal battery deterioration.
So long as nature is paid back its entropy in full it seems to be happy.