Is there an ELI5 of why cold fusion is so difficult to achieve?
Here is a true "Explain it like I'm five:"
Kid: I want candy!
Mom: There's candy inside the pinata.
Kid: How do I get it out?
Mom: Hit it with this stick. If you hit it hard enough, the pinata will break and candy will come out.
Kid: gently taps pinata with a stick Mom, it's not working.
Mom: well, you have to hit it hard enough to break it. Try swinging the stick faster.
Kid: But I don't want to swing it fast. I want to swing it slow!
Mom: Then you won't get any candy.
Kid: crying
Cold fusion is based on the belief that there is some way around this fundamental limitation. This would not be based on any of the known laws of physics (the standard model) and would be by definition new physics. If we discount certain discredited experiments which could not be reproduced, then there is no experimental evidence that this ever occurs, nor is there any unexplained phenomena that would require such new physics. Nevertheless, some people feel the search is still worthwhile.
I give a more detailed account (ELI22+) with and physics and numbers above: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20034550