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Well I've just been educated on a new mechanism by which things can be remotely broken.
What did you expect to happen? You're using an online service connected to signing authorities. Of course it can be remotely broken at any time, that's how the internet works, it's all remote.
Not this? I didn't think things would break with updates disabled.
Like I said, now I've been educated on a new mechanism for things to break.