1. "Blockchain for X" where X is something the client cares about.
2. Blockchain is revolutionary, but blockchain is also complex. See what I did there?
3. I guess not. FOMO! FOMO! FOMO!
4. Gather your stakeholders for a series of working groups where we'll figure out what blockchain can do for you.
5. I refuse to reveal even one problem calling specifically for the magical Blockchain. Nor will I give you one single specific solution made possible by only this new technology in your industry.
These pitches are targeted at people who have long since hung up their spurs for the greener pastures of corner offices.
Funny in a way the first 20 times I saw it, but now this is really getting old.