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What’s wrong with paper (or biodegradable plastic) straws, besides costing an extra penny or whatever?
Why is paper the first choice? The obvious choice I think is something that doesn't need to go to the garbage immediately but something re-usable such as metal straws or wood straws.
Works pretty well other than getting the ocasional sideways question about what the metal straw I keep in my bag is for.