If you want a village plus broadband, buy one in Romania. Still in the EU, less developed (but for this scenario, who cares?). Heck, it's probably going to be cheaper!
Romanians are lucky that this country saw an early broadband boom in the 1990s and early millennium, and fiber was run out everywhere. Sadly, the neighbouring countries tend to emphasize mobile internet for getting villages connected instead of physical links, but that means that in villages there you cannot, for example, torrent Bluray images to your heart’s content.