I've been really unimpressed with atlassian over the last few years. We started with bitbucket before it was acquired, it was super robust, then once atlassian got it slowly small bug after small bug kept making it into production creating mini headaches and they never seem like its super important to them. We also have Confluence, which is okish, but again, small bug after small bug keeps creeping in, like at the mo…
Atlassian Acquires AgileCraft for $166M
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Re: Atlassian Acquires AgileCraft for $166M
#52Earlier quoted context omitted.
FYI it’s Full Time _Equivalent_. E.g a new feature may require 1 FTE for 1 week. That doesn’t necessarily mean 1 person 1 week. It may be 2 people 2.5 days each, etc.
Or 9 women to birth a baby in a month. I don't like being reduced to a quantifiable amount. You end up with crappy managers who have secret multipliers for every employee to try to make their crappy estimates work. Nothing makes your colleagues dislike you more than it accidentally slipping that your manager sees you as worth 2.5 of them.
Re: Atlassian Acquires AgileCraft for $166M
#53All this advanced tracking/planning stuff from companies like Atlassian seem to me like some kind of weird, dystopian "C-Suite-Porn." The going narrative seems to be this idea that companies have, throughout the history of business, been guided completely by the whims and emotional fancies of the leadership team and/or CEO. And now we're adding tools to surface more and more status tracking information up to the C Su…
Or a future AI "CEO" that is optimizing across a portfolio of companies.
Re: Atlassian Acquires AgileCraft for $166M
#54All this advanced tracking/planning stuff from companies like Atlassian seem to me like some kind of weird, dystopian "C-Suite-Porn." The going narrative seems to be this idea that companies have, throughout the history of business, been guided completely by the whims and emotional fancies of the leadership team and/or CEO. And now we're adding tools to surface more and more status tracking information up to the C Su…
> These products seem to play directly into the psyche of the typical narcissist CEO who wants to know everything that is going on at the company, right now Or a future AI "CEO" that is optimizing across a portfolio of companies.
Re: Atlassian Acquires AgileCraft for $166M
#55I've been really unimpressed with atlassian over the last few years. We started with bitbucket before it was acquired, it was super robust, then once atlassian got it slowly small bug after small bug kept making it into production creating mini headaches and they never seem like its super important to them. We also have Confluence, which is okish, but again, small bug after small bug keeps creeping in, like at the mo…
I'm amazed bitbucket still exists considering both gitlab and github are so far ahead of it. I have to use it at work and its missing half the features I need.
So maybe I'm missing a ton of awesome features that github/gitlab provide?
Re: Atlassian Acquires AgileCraft for $166M
#56All this advanced tracking/planning stuff from companies like Atlassian seem to me like some kind of weird, dystopian "C-Suite-Porn." The going narrative seems to be this idea that companies have, throughout the history of business, been guided completely by the whims and emotional fancies of the leadership team and/or CEO. And now we're adding tools to surface more and more status tracking information up to the C Su…
> seem to me like some kind of weird, dystopian "C-Suite-Porn." I hate Confluence and am absolutely stealing that phrase!
Confluence is actually pretty useful.
Re: Atlassian Acquires AgileCraft for $166M
#57Earlier quoted context omitted.
I'm amazed bitbucket still exists considering both gitlab and github are so far ahead of it. I have to use it at work and its missing half the features I need.
Curious, what features do you need that are missing? We use bitbucket but honestly I never log into the interface (because it does seem just like an unnecessary visualization of what I can see on the command line). It's mostly just a hosted backup for our repo. So maybe I'm missing a ton of awesome features that github/gitlab provide?
Re: Atlassian Acquires AgileCraft for $166M
#58All this advanced tracking/planning stuff from companies like Atlassian seem to me like some kind of weird, dystopian "C-Suite-Porn." The going narrative seems to be this idea that companies have, throughout the history of business, been guided completely by the whims and emotional fancies of the leadership team and/or CEO. And now we're adding tools to surface more and more status tracking information up to the C Su…
So much mumbo jumbo that says absolutely nothing.
Re: Atlassian Acquires AgileCraft for $166M
#59I've been really unimpressed with atlassian over the last few years. We started with bitbucket before it was acquired, it was super robust, then once atlassian got it slowly small bug after small bug kept making it into production creating mini headaches and they never seem like its super important to them. We also have Confluence, which is okish, but again, small bug after small bug keeps creeping in, like at the mo…
Re: Atlassian Acquires AgileCraft for $166M
#60I've been really unimpressed with atlassian over the last few years. We started with bitbucket before it was acquired, it was super robust, then once atlassian got it slowly small bug after small bug kept making it into production creating mini headaches and they never seem like its super important to them. We also have Confluence, which is okish, but again, small bug after small bug keeps creeping in, like at the mo…
I'm amazed bitbucket still exists considering both gitlab and github are so far ahead of it. I have to use it at work and its missing half the features I need.