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Deploying a service written in any language into production environment at scale of npmjs is far from straightforward. I think the satire here is that internet got so centralized lately that even a simple piece of code in JavaScript requires such a huge behemoth of an org running and maintaining all this monstrous infrastructure.
You've identified the problem, but I think you're wrong about the cause. It's not internet centralization that's the problem, it's the mundane fact that JavaScript does not have a large standard library. And JavaScript absolutely should have a large standard library, but it's not clear what organization would have the motivation to implement, support, and promote one. It's not impossible that a community-driven effor…
I think a good first pass would come from studying analytics from npm. What are the most used packages? The most stable? I know lodash makes a lot of sense but there’s also underscore. I think the biggest hurdles are really political over technology as everyone has been so entrenched now that a one-size-fits-all stdlib would be hard. Not impossible, just hard. I do wish someone were working on it and I hate to say it but Google probably has the most skin in the game with v8 and Chrome yet I don’t really trust them not to abandon it. So who else is there? It wouldn’t be a very ‘sexy project’ either but still seems worth it to at least try.