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Wasn’t even serious about this, but now that y’all are playing along, I’ll just dig in for fun. It’s interesting that Linux kernel bug stats contradict my bold bet. But I’m imagining rando C code here, not necessarily open source, not necessarily in the kernel, not necessarily tested and reviewed the same way. This code is at least open source but I dunno to what extent this newly added code path in runc gets the kin…
Large swathes of C code can't have an RCE by definition. Any C code which is not available on the network (e.g. C code running on your refrigerator) by definition cannot have a remote code execution vulnerability. Lots of software, such as the 'top' utility, makes no networking related calls in the codebase, so any instances of bugs would be buffer overflows or crashes, but not remotely exploitable by the usual meani…
For example, I bet that some dude writing an image decoder in the 90's was thinking "it's cool, I don't have to worry about security" because he just knew that his code wasn't going to be remotely exploitable.
Anyway, my original comment was supposed to be as funny as your handle. I guess the humor ended up being just in how seriously folks took it.
The part I'm not joking about is that folks always underestimate the amount of security bugs that will be found in a piece of code in the future, either because the code ends up used in a way that wasn't predicted, or because some really great bug was just waiting for the right kind of genius to uncover it.