Something funny: alias crontab='fuck you, ' Background: Everyone knows that in a [in]sane workplace, you ALWAYS have to lock your machine. So this particular new hire forgot to lock her machine and one of the seniors (senior prankster, I would say) jumped into her terminal and set a crontab to run EVERY MINUTE. So she comes back (we pair program so they were actually pairing that day) and goes on with programming for…
It took the victim so long to figure out what was causing it, that it made it so much funnier.