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Implementing the auto-buying bot from xkcd #576

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Re: Implementing the auto-buying bot from xkcd #576

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post #15

Earlier quoted context omitted.

How about a $1 bill priced at $2 w/free shipping? From every angle, it would be an interesting experiment. From the consumer's standpoint, it challenges the notion of free shipping . From a seller's standpoint, it challenges the notion of easy money (would you really want to stuff a thousand envelopes if the item sold well?). From the middleman's standpoint, it might help to identify bots (or possibly even money laun…

You just gave me an idea, but I don't have time to implement it so I'll give it away. Maybe if someone makes money with it, they could sell me my bill. $1 bills priced at $2 w/free shipping.. the hook, the bills are listed by birthdates contained in the serial number. heh

Go with $2 bills at $3 w/ free shipping. Some people would order it just to have $2 bill.

Re: Implementing the auto-buying bot from xkcd #576

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Just a small announce on HN, and the site is down.

Why does most blog software fail at simple tasks like delivering static content? Apart from comments and quick corrections, blog articles _are_ nothing more than static content. And I'd be happy to not see any comments due to high server load, as long as I can read the article.

Re: Implementing the auto-buying bot from xkcd #576

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post #32

Just a small announce on HN, and the site is down. Why does most blog software fail at simple tasks like delivering static content? Apart from comments and quick corrections, blog articles _are_ nothing more than static content. And I'd be happy to not see any comments due to high server load, as long as I can read the article.

Given the popularity of Wordpress on LAMP, it could be something like KeepAlive: http://www.kalzumeus.com/2010/06/19/running-apache-on-a-memo...

Re: Implementing the auto-buying bot from xkcd #576

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post #32

Just a small announce on HN, and the site is down. Why does most blog software fail at simple tasks like delivering static content? Apart from comments and quick corrections, blog articles _are_ nothing more than static content. And I'd be happy to not see any comments due to high server load, as long as I can read the article.

It's working again now. Although I had to lower the number of maxworkers to get it stable, so it may be slow.

And yeah, I'll be investigating why it's so slow tomorrow after the heat dies down. I think this is the first time that wordpress instance has served more than a few hits per day, so I'm kinda not surprised it's gone horribly wrong.

Mirror at http://bieh.net.nyud.net/2010/11/08/xkcd-576/

Re: Implementing the auto-buying bot from xkcd #576

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post #32

Just a small announce on HN, and the site is down. Why does most blog software fail at simple tasks like delivering static content? Apart from comments and quick corrections, blog articles _are_ nothing more than static content. And I'd be happy to not see any comments due to high server load, as long as I can read the article.

Given the popularity of Wordpress on LAMP, it could be something like KeepAlive: http://www.kalzumeus.com/2010/06/19/running-apache-on-a-memo...

I tried this, the site seems much more responsive now. Thanks!

Re: Implementing the auto-buying bot from xkcd #576

#37
In the book "Webbots, Spiders and Screen Scrapers" by Michael Schrenk, there's a topic that deals with automatic procurement and 'sniping' for those who are interested in reading further.

See #19 on the section list for a description:

http://www.schrenk.com/nostarch/webbots/DSP_inside.php

(Not affiliated in any way.)

Re: Implementing the auto-buying bot from xkcd #576

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A neat bot would be one which automatically buys and then resells things with a markup. It would figure out the usual price an item goes for on a website like Ebay, and purchase it if the price is set far enough below.

Many people do this in the World of Warcraft auction house using a tool called Auctioneer. Was one of my favorite parts of the game back when I played.

It's a little remarkable that a virtually-real auction house (WoW AH) has better auxiliary tools than a real(ish) auction house (eBay).

If only I could hover my mouse over items around my house to discover what they are worth on eBay!

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