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Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side.
To get to the other side.
(The mathematicians will know that the chicken's quest will fail. Then they'll feel sorry for the chicken...)
Pee dollars!
Did you see the SNL segment on options? It was put-call parody!
Complex analysis: it's as easy as pulling out an i.
Analysis, something, something. Balls! (I haven't quite finished that one).
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9! (7 ate 9)
If you do it in groups, you'd better be discrete. (Related: Analysts do it continuously, and almost everywhere.)
Biochemists do it with animals.
When civil engineers do it, the earth moves.
Software engineers do it all night long.
Surprised this isn't already here, pretty popular at my college: I wish I was your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves.
I wish I was mRNA polymerase, so I could unzip your genes.
edit: Better than xkcd, depending on your sense of humor (i.e., whether you have one) is smbc-comics.com. Dunno how he licenses his stuff though.