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It's not ‘clickbait’, it's a headline. It's meant to attract attention and engage the user. See the red top header The Register uses? That's a nod to British tabloid newspaper mastheads going back decades, and The Register likens itself to similar hovels of deplorable journalist talent-waste. Not everything is some clinically cynical attempt to con the contemporary reader — sometimes such effort is intentionally tong…
I can't be the only one who feels The Register _IS_ a tabloid. Not tongue-in-cheek.
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