Earlier quoted context omitted.
"We're here to adjust the phase variance on the cardinal grammeter of the retro encabulator"
did you bring you sinusoidal dingle arm? :)
Turns Out Wearing a Hi-Vis Vest Gets You into Everything for Free
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#92I carefully and quietly walked into an academic building with a pair of bolt cutters and walked out with a pair of bolt cutters and an iMac hefted under one arm (having relieved it of its lock-cable) and nobody seemed to even notice. That said it was my actual job to do this- but I could have been anyone with a pair of bolt cutters!
At my university there were some actual thefts like this. Someone stole a beamer from a high ceiling in the middle of the day. And another time someone stole a heavy (=unliftable) new server.
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#93I used to knock about on a Friday night (also in Melbourne, funnily enough) with my Canon 1D with a 24-70mm lens and the EOS flash (430?). I’d walk right to the front of the line of any club, with my mate, mumble something about shooting for the local music mag, and they’d wave us straight in. Never got one question. Then there was the time that I skipped a line by pretending to be deaf, but that’s another story. (I…
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#94There was a gag in Machete where Danny Trejo could sneak in anywhere just by being Mexican and carrying a weed-eater. It seemed plausible.
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#95way to ruin it, guys. a high-vis vest only gets you access to anything because not everybody knows that trick, if Vice starts publishing articles about it it's not going to work for much longer.
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#96edit: grammar and emphasis
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#97The pitch-black side of this phenomenon: In 2011 in Norway, Anders Breivik commandeered a ferry to the Utøya island, was let onboard, heavily armed and with several heavy boxes of ammunition, going on, as we know, to kill 69 people there, mainly youngsters. All this solely on the basis of a sufficient display of authority and an obviously fake police uniform, and despite the ferry having been put on hold after the bo…
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#98Amateurs. I made a "press pass" consisting of a sticker printed from a laser printer reading "PRESS", highlighted yellow, and applied to the back of my highschool ID. I literally drive on the tarmac of Stapleton International Airport in Denver, in a failed attempt to meet then presidential candidate Bob Dole as he stepped off of his plane. One hour and one flash of the pass later and I landed a killer photo of he and…
A classmate of mine who was a teenager in Las Vegas in the 80's used to tell me that he would get together with his friends, dress up in suits, dumpster dive for conference badges that had defects or typos, and just walk into conferences like CES. He also claimed his mates would go out into the desert to find orgies and break them up with bottle rockets. People were too scared about being busted and were too busy run…
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#99The presenters often used to wear hi-vis jackets to pull off various scams. It was surprisingly effective. [2][3][4]
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Real_Hustle
[2] https://youtu.be/1vOV4-6Sozw
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#100And while I wear gear issued by my organization, it's all stuff you could order online. A lot of people buy their own gear if it has more pockets or looks cooler. I've even seen a few "badges" this year, despite that not being something our organization issues.