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You can make the onboarding so simple they don't need help?
Honestly I don’t think it could be any simpler. The problem is some of the questions it asks about privacy and the cloud are beyond the scope of many people. But these questions need to be asked.
So don't ask them. Default to a non privacy invading mode. Ask the questions later of people who wants the features.
I don't buy "this is the pinnacle of ease of use" and we can't get further.