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Re: Medieval Wellness Tips

#11
post #4

Seems to be a lot of horse dung involved.

It's free, and if your 'cure' doesn't work you can imply the person didn't try hard enough. Same reason why most 'magic potions' include hard to achieve steps (steal church parchments, estract the liver of a dog, etc.).

>steal church parchments, extract the liver of a dog

How are these "hard to achieve"?

Re: Medieval Wellness Tips

#12
> If you doubt this’ll work, test it on a dog which is completely red.

This really confuses me. Why does the dog need to be red? Also, if someone ever tested it, it should be obvious to not work...

Re: Medieval Wellness Tips

#14

> If you doubt this’ll work, test it on a dog which is completely red. This really confuses me. Why does the dog need to be red? Also, if someone ever tested it, it should be obvious to not work...

Maybe an old phrase meaning "rabid dog" or "raged dog". Rabies was probably orders of magnitude more common of an occurrence back then (which is non-existent in most Western countries right now).

Re: Medieval Wellness Tips

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post #11

Earlier quoted context omitted.

It's free, and if your 'cure' doesn't work you can imply the person didn't try hard enough. Same reason why most 'magic potions' include hard to achieve steps (steal church parchments, estract the liver of a dog, etc.).

> steal church parchments, extract the liver of a dog How are these "hard to achieve"?

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Re: Medieval Wellness Tips

#17
post #11

Earlier quoted context omitted.

It's free, and if your 'cure' doesn't work you can imply the person didn't try hard enough. Same reason why most 'magic potions' include hard to achieve steps (steal church parchments, estract the liver of a dog, etc.).

> steal church parchments, extract the liver of a dog How are these "hard to achieve"?

Big and heavy - requires anatomic knowledge (you know there was no Wikipedia showing exactly where that dog carries it’s liver)...

Re: Medieval Wellness Tips

#19

> If you doubt this’ll work, test it on a dog which is completely red. This really confuses me. Why does the dog need to be red? Also, if someone ever tested it, it should be obvious to not work...

Maybe an old phrase meaning "rabid dog" or "raged dog". Rabies was probably orders of magnitude more common of an occurrence back then (which is non-existent in most Western countries right now).

Presumably you would then test the theory.

You'd have to attach the parchment with the words to the rabid dog.... then attack the rabid dog with a sword, gun or any other weapon.

This seems inadvisable ;)

Re: Medieval Wellness Tips

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post #17
post #11

Earlier quoted context omitted.

> steal church parchments, extract the liver of a dog How are these "hard to achieve"?

Big and heavy - requires anatomic knowledge (you know there was no Wikipedia showing exactly where that dog carries it’s liver)...

its liver
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