I really, genuinely, don't understand why such a bland code of conduct would be a turn off to anyone. I may not be easy to be around, but I try not to be abrasive while, at the same time, making clear why I think something is the way I think. If you think someone is wrong very often, I believe saying why the person is wrong on every occasion will provide them with actionable information much better than calling them…
>Examples of unacceptable behavior by participants include:
>Other conduct which could reasonably be considered inappropriate in a professional setting
Following which country professional setting? The US?
>Maintainers have the right and responsibility to [...] ban temporarily or permanently any contributor for other behaviors that they deem inappropriate, threatening, offensive, or harmful.
Ok, not too abusable.
>This Code of Conduct applies both within project spaces and in public spaces when an individual is representing the project or its community.
Ok.
>Representation of a project may be further defined and clarified by project maintainers.
And that's from where abuse will be coming. Using your blog not associated with Linux but with your name to tell things some "maintainers" don't like? Go work on another project. Because for this case your name is enough to check the "representation of a project" clause.