You should have asked your pointy haired boss. He could have explained the problem in much simpler terms. Would you expect 24 employees to write ONE email without 4 team leads and one department head? Obviously NO!! Your processors obviously need more management. I think Intel has the right offering for you, aka management engine.
New from Intel: the Scrum processor.
Scrum’s not necessarily a bad anology. Here’s a different thought that this conversation has me now thinking about, what if we did think about development teams as CPU cores? We might discover weak points in the architecture of an organization, and recognize more quickly where we need to address bottlenecks. The bandwidth of the bus betweeen the cores might be too limited. The pipeline of work (backlog) might not be deep enough, and has a ton of branch statements (spikes) that may throw out the entire pipeline...