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I think you misunderstood the parents use of the term "model". All the things you describe here can be described in the relational model. The parent was arguing that the model is general enough to cover almost all collections of data. You appear to be arguing that for specific use cases specific implementations perform badly. These arguments pass each other unseen like ships in the night.
Actually wide tables for example can't be done at all. And technically we can use Microsoft Excel as a photo editor. But that's just ridiculous. Just like it's ridiculous to say you can use relational models for any data structure even if the queries will never return.
I think a lot of this RDBMs can't do X, came from using a MySQL. It has improved some, but was garbage until recently.
I'm not sure how wide you're taking about, but PG support up to 1600 depending on the datatypes (there is a page size maximum). Oracle supports 1000 IIRC.
[1] https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/sql-server/maximum-capa...