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Please. Coinbase has kept my bitcoin safe since 2011. They also have free payments to friends with their email + shift card. Yes their customer service sucks, but they have provided tens of thousands of dollars in value to me.
I've been holding btc in paper wallets since 2011. They're easy, free and no one has access to my btc but me.
There are lots of paper wallet generators but it seemed like an exercise in frustration to actually use the private key on the page to spend the money.