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I have yet to see someone propose a (satisfying) standard/desideratum to ground the employee/contractor distinction in law. Read the actual decision.[1] The discussion of this issue starts at page 62. The Court discusses why there should be a distinction, and why it needs to be less ambiguous than the "multifactor test". [1] http://src.bna.com/ypI
The stuff on page 62+ only explains why a quick, unambiguous test for how to classify is a good thing. I don’t think anyone was disputing that, and my comment certainly wasn’t. The closest it comes to addressing my points is when it talks of “evading wage and hour” laws. But that’s my point: Why do you count it as “evading” anything when you buy labor from someone who offers it as a freelancer, and that rate is under…
Working for less than minimum wage is against the law. Are you actually suggesting that minimum wage is a bad idea, and so of course the rest wouldn't hold up. In this case, a minimum wage is considered a premise of the entire decision.
I cannot see an issue about gifting people something. I do see an issue with allowing paid work at less than the legal minimum wage, which I expect is why this was framed as an evasion of the wage and hour laws.
To go very off topic, my quick reason for why minimum wage laws are desired is as follows (note I don't think any of this works as follows in real life, but this is the reasoning I can come up with):
We as a society do not actually want to subsidize businesses where they shunt the cost of their employees to the public but privatize the profits - i.e. if Walmart only "makes money" because the local governments have to pay 1/2 the employee wages in poverty avoiding benefits - we don't want Walmart to succeed. So we set a wage minimum in law where if you make that amount society thinks you wouldn't need welfare etc. It may also be seen as a moral value that an employee should make enough to survive at a job. I.e. we should treat employes "this good" in a developed country.