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> Instead now I need to write a stupid page where I say "[MY NAME] will manage your data this and this way". Are you referring to the Data Protection Officer (DPO) requirement? I believe this is the relevant article: https://gdpr-info.eu/art-37-gdpr/ If I understand correctly, you only need to appoint a DPO in cases where you are either a public entity (you are not) or in cases where your site requires "regular and s…
You need to reveal who is managing the data in any case, which is separate from the DPO.
ps -- if you want not to be required to disclose anything under the GDPR, don't collect any personal data. No ips, usernames, access logs, etc.