I once got an Indian Dell "virus" guy to be mad at me after 1+ hour when I got him to my VMWare Windows XP with a super inappropriate wallpaper -- before that I just told him to hold because I need to get my laptop from another building, need to poop, asking stupid questions, etc, and went back to work and pick up the phone after 25-30 minutes as a break. But the lower-tier guys often don't understand many references and attempts that you trick them, so it's not as fun as you thought. After a while, I got kinda bored, because they actually fell for my bait too easily. Tier-1 guys are garbage, if you want to have fun you have to bait them to give you tier-2.
I got a fun call last time.
I have been receiving calls from the FBI lately. A guy with Indian accent was demanding to speak to Mister so-and-so, and I was teasing him (pretending to be dumb, can't hear, fart, etc) to the point he got mad.
Then I was just listening to him going at me. After a while trying to eff my mom, he actually transferred me to another guy (tier-2) who speaks really good English. The conversation went something like this:
- Well, see, I know too well you're not FBI. What you're gonna do?
- Sorry man, I was just doing my job.
- I know I can't know where you're calling from. So tell me, your English is good, and you seem pretty calm and collected, why do you have to stay up at 12 AM to do this shitty job?
- No, I'm not in India. I'm in Texas.
- For real?
- Yeah, I'm a student. Someone asked me if I want to make some extra bucks over the break. It pays pretty well, better than normal jobs in here.
- Oh, interesting.
- Do you want to do it too? I can refer you.
- No thanks, I have a job that pays me OK, but good luck with your ''''job.''''
- OK, nice talking to you.
- Nice talking to you.
Take it for what it's worth, but that seems to be the most successful scam call that I have ever received. I actually don't receive any more calls after that.