I want a GUI for polyglot local development for cloud-native apps with a variety of backing services that's as braindead and easy as *AMP apps were in the bad old days when you'd be slinging PHP, (plaintext) FTPing up to a shared host, working with guys for whom "server stuff" was pulling teeth and only having one version of Apache, PHP and MySQL to worry about (old terrible ones).
This seems within reach finally due to where were are getting with containers and orchestration. A bloated electron app plus kube in a VM maybe? Even that much RAM is still cheaper than my time.
Dropdowns for picking out what runtime, what language, what database, what cache, etc. picking where my code lives, then it boots everything up, solves a local hosts entry + ssl cert and keeps my code synced.
I should be able to huck my macbook in a wood chipper to protect my private keys from terrorists, unbox a new one, install my Jetbrains Toolbox, install this thing, and be back up and running fixing responsive text wrapping "bugs" on my marketing landing pages in minutes.
I should be able to hand my git repo to a potato whose wish to become human was granted by a fairy yesterday owing to their exemplary potato-like behavior and expect they can get the thing booted up and start blowing up my test suite and arguing with me about indentation in minutes.
I should be able to receive news of a cool new framework in a cool new language with a cool new runtime and a cool new database written by angels, etched into crystal tablets discovered in the martian polar ice accompanied with proofs that they are both feature complete and error-free then get going on using these gifts bestowed unto mankind in a brand new repo to write a microservice for filling people's inboxes with unsolicited promotions for male enhancement supplements in minutes.