Call me when they added Triggers, Stored Procedures, Common Table Expressions, Window Functions,...
Triggers?? Where you add some application logic to the database, 10 years go by, and no one has any idea how the triggers work? Or even how to test them? I've never seen triggers used successfully in any production application (maybe they work at first, but give them time, and a few code changes).
One of the major use cases of serverless functions is as triggers.