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I feel like this really isn't deception but actually solving the problem which is that passengers didn't want to stand around.
Except they had to spend the same amount of time walking. If presented as a choice I'd usually choose standing.
Why some apps use fake progress bars (2017)
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Re: Why some apps use fake progress bars (2017)
#92Earlier quoted context omitted.
Except they had to spend the same amount of time walking. If presented as a choice I'd usually choose standing.
Not me. Walking feels productive, standing is boring. Same with driving - my brain would rather feel like it’s making forward progress even if the route I take is longer.
Re: Why some apps use fake progress bars (2017)
#93I had a report in Microsoft Access that took about five minutes to run - and the users hated it. I had the application throw up a fake dialog with fake messages about "Collating data, Cross checking, Sorting" and other such nonsense. The report now took eight minutes to run because I had to abuse the "On Timer" event for it to work. The users were delighted with the improvement.
Visual confirmation that it isn't hung, I'd be happy too.
Re: Why some apps use fake progress bars (2017)
#94Earlier quoted context omitted.
I feel like this really isn't deception but actually solving the problem which is that passengers didn't want to stand around.
Except they had to spend the same amount of time walking. If presented as a choice I'd usually choose standing.
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#95Earlier quoted context omitted.
Except they had to spend the same amount of time walking. If presented as a choice I'd usually choose standing.
It's not like they tore up all of the parking/loading/unloading areas. They just moved the baggage claim to the farthest point along which everyone had to walk anyways.
Re: Why some apps use fake progress bars (2017)
#96I learned that on my first programming job in 1996. They said the job was taking too long and I was printing periods every 100 transactions. I started printing periods every 50 transactions and they complemented me on how I sped up the program.
Re: Why some apps use fake progress bars (2017)
#97I had a report in Microsoft Access that took about five minutes to run - and the users hated it. I had the application throw up a fake dialog with fake messages about "Collating data, Cross checking, Sorting" and other such nonsense. The report now took eight minutes to run because I had to abuse the "On Timer" event for it to work. The users were delighted with the improvement.
It's also one of the irritating things about "Material Design" websites, where responses to clicks are artificially delayed before speeding out with unnatural acceleration. "Nothing is happening. JUST KIDDING!" I'm not sure if that is to mask the slowness of mobile devices or if it's the cause of them. It's the animation spam[1] of the current generation of UIs.
* [1] "Let's make our website sparkle. It will be 'delightful'." http://dynamicdrive.com/dynamicindex3/snow.htm
Re: Why some apps use fake progress bars (2017)
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"reticulating splines" I guess the lesson to be learnt here is that people are more understanding if you appear to be transparent but you don't have to ACTUALLY be transparent to get the affect.
Reminds me of the loading screen for The Sims (an obvious parody of the above mentioned tactic) (You might want to mute it. The loading messages are at the bottom) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpMiI2QooKQ
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Visual confirmation that it isn't hung, I'd be happy too.
I am reminded of a webcomic, that i fail to locate at this moment, that reminded me of the practice of placing something next to a progress bar, like say during a Windows 95 install, to check if anything is actually happening.