Earlier quoted context omitted.
Public humiliation trumps private escalation. There's really no excuse for a 5 month old customer facing ticket with real notable amounts of money involved. I'd be sorely embarrassed, and it appears they are. At the very least they need a sensible way to separate issues involving real money to be in a different priority bucket with actual escalation.
Just give a shit about all inquiries, or pack it in. My time should now be deprioritized?
Ask HN: 5 months and counting waiting for Coinbase customer support. Advice?
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Re: Ask HN: 5 months and counting waiting for Coinbase customer support. Advice?
#122Oh hey me too! First I bought a bunch of ETH. It went up and I went to sell them in November. Coinbase wanted Identity verification. No problem, filled out the form. Forgot a required field during the process and when it refreshed, it knocked my birthday up 10 years! Now they think I'm 16. On the other hand, it might be a feature because of how much ETH has gone up while my (apparently teenage) self can't do anything…
Did you mean it has knocked down your age?
Re: Ask HN: 5 months and counting waiting for Coinbase customer support. Advice?
#123Earlier quoted context omitted.
Social media shaming, unfortunately, seems to be the fast lane to escalated customer support. Good to know for other Coinbase customers.
Social media shaming as a service seems like it could be a big and profitable business to be very honest.
Re: Ask HN: 5 months and counting waiting for Coinbase customer support. Advice?
#124Re: Ask HN: 5 months and counting waiting for Coinbase customer support. Advice?
#125Earlier quoted context omitted.
Take a lawyer with you. Mutter "intentional infliction of emotional distress" and a few other phrases s/he may give you. To me, it sounds like you're treating Coinbase as a friend who's hit a tough patch, rather than as a business. Requiring them to perform as a business does not make you "the crazy guy yelling in a lobby". It makes you a customer.
>Requiring them to perform as a business does not make you "the crazy guy yelling in a lobby". It makes you a customer. Precisely. The inculcation of the former attitude among the masses has been a huge victory for this wave of monopolistic industries. Companies like Google have effectively trained humans to act like software bugs.
Anyway, to be honest -- and this reflects not so much my unfamiliarity with the law but my quasi-familiarity with it, having worked as a legal assistant -- I was actually afraid of bringing lawyers into the mix. At some level, I feared that this newly monopolistic, venture-backed company would be more than willing to see me in court and would somehow manage to win, leaving me with crazy lawyer fees.
It's sad that this was my train of thought, but in retrospect, it's why I took such a weirdly friendly, almost abject tone with them throughout the whole process. I have known and worked for enough lawyers to know that once you open that Pandora's box with a well-funded adversary, things can get unpredictable.
Re: Ask HN: 5 months and counting waiting for Coinbase customer support. Advice?
#126Their phone lines were always busy and the person on the phone was unhelpful and actually gave me false information that my account would be enabled. It took another couple weeks after the call, for it to be enabled. I will not do business with them again, and urge everyone I know to do the same.
When there are threads about finding their HQ in meatspace [https://www.reddit.com/r/CoinBase/comments/7majpn/this_is_co...] to confront them, you know you're dealing with a really shitty business. IIRC their correct address is 13+ Floor, 1 Front St, SF for folks in the Bay Area.
Re: Ask HN: 5 months and counting waiting for Coinbase customer support. Advice?
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#128Ok, an update, since I can't edit the original anymore. "Kyle" at Coinbase reached out to me via email: "I’m so sorry for the delay in our response. We were able to clear your account." I can't imagine that it had anything to do with bad publicity from being on the front page of Hacker News... anyway, I'm glad it was finally resolved. Thanks HN.
Re: Ask HN: 5 months and counting waiting for Coinbase customer support. Advice?
#129Ok, an update, since I can't edit the original anymore. "Kyle" at Coinbase reached out to me via email: "I’m so sorry for the delay in our response. We were able to clear your account." I can't imagine that it had anything to do with bad publicity from being on the front page of Hacker News... anyway, I'm glad it was finally resolved. Thanks HN.
Social media shaming, unfortunately, seems to be the fast lane to escalated customer support. Good to know for other Coinbase customers.
Re: Ask HN: 5 months and counting waiting for Coinbase customer support. Advice?
#130Ok, an update, since I can't edit the original anymore. "Kyle" at Coinbase reached out to me via email: "I’m so sorry for the delay in our response. We were able to clear your account." I can't imagine that it had anything to do with bad publicity from being on the front page of Hacker News... anyway, I'm glad it was finally resolved. Thanks HN.