Then who are all these commenters in mailing lists, forums, blog posts and source control systems who are proclaiming code they cannot read as "unreadable" or 'unmaintainable"?
Clearly the author is aware these comments fall into the categories he mentions; they are reframing "I can't read this code" into some sort of pseudo-objectivity.
If typical programmers are aware of this practice, then who are these commenters labelling things they cannot read as "unreadable" or "unmaintainable"?
Are they "typical programmers"?
Can we respond to those labelling code as "unreadable" or "unmaintable" by pointing out that they really mean "I cannot read this code"?
Will they acknowledge, "Yes, what I meant was I do not know the language well-enough to understand that code, but others might be able to read and edit it."