Technical details aside, I find it quite amusing that the hardware in my pi zero is more secure than my desktop that is two orders of magnitude more expensive
It isn't funny or witty to point out that an Opel Corsa gets better gas mileage than a 747, even if it is factually correct. I didn't downvote you (can't even do it), but I suspect you are getting downvoted because your analogy is so off the mark that it can't even be called "Apples vs Oranges". edit: replying to the "why the downvotes" which has since been edited away
It doesn't even matter though, I said technical details aside...
I'm not stupid i know a pi zero is slow, but it's a cheap computer that happens to be invulnerable to three really bad sidechannel attacks that plague all big shiny expensive ones. How is that not a little amusing. Not any more now I've had to argue for it.