Networked resources have listeners. Listeners have ears. Ears have wax. A unit test verifies that your Q-tip is made of cotton, and that the cotton is soft and small enough to fit inside an ear to a depth that will fetch wax. Another unit test might confirm that a swabbed substance is actually ear wax, by reporting the qualities of a verified sample of earwax, and maybe also a sample of candle wax as a true negative.…
That's an interesting choice of analogy given that boxes of Q-Tips warn you to never try cleaning your ears with a Q-Tip and so do most professionals: http://time.com/4290668/q-tip-ear-wax-removal/ Current professional wisdom is that you shouldn't even bother cleaning your ears because wax buildup is healthier and the body's own wax removal process is good enough.
It really isn't, though. If I go more than a few days without cleaning my ears they get really crusty and it gets harder to hear.