Best times from a few "do nothing" runs of Node:
$ time node -e ''
real 0m0.098s
user 0m0.084s
sys 0m0.010s
Of course on my desktop it's a
$ time node -e ''
real 0m0.002s
user 0m0.000s
sys 0m0.000s
tiny bit different.
Python on my laptop is just slow enough that I really notice it:
$ time python -c ''
real 0m0.032s
user 0m0.022s
sys 0m0.009s
Of course PHP is all 0.014, 0.010, 0.012, etc.
Incidentally, this T43 is a backup machine I'm using while my desktop is on indefinite loan to a family member after their laptop broke. This will be fixed eventually; I'm not sure how.
But I've discovered that this old machine is a remarkably good performance catalyst; something that runs blindingly fast on this machine will run really, really well on a faster box - and the thing is, if I write stupid or inefficient code on this older laptop, I'll notice I'm doing it wrong sooner, because it takes less to make this machine fall over from inefficiency.
If only I could tell the above to the Chromium team, though... sooo many Chrome issues... (and Firefox is unfortunately slower on old hardware than ever before! >.<)