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Great idea. Why stop there? I say let's make "if" conditions randomly work on false values 1/1000th of the time. That will teach them.
You're being sarcastic, but this is a great idea. Let's do it.
But you know whats gonna happen right? Someone will create a “jqif” library that will run same if 10 times (maybe throw in a transpiler) or whatever then we’ll have 10 times slower javascript that fails with 1/10^11 chance.
Js is here to stay unfortunately.