So I'm pretty ignorant to the history of personal identity/credit breaches, but for those who aren't, is this only getting to get worse? More and more companies are holding more and more data, to the point that these breaches seem to affect so many people. I entered the credit card game pretty recently, and almost immediately I'm affected by the Equifax breach. As a young person, this doesn't make the future of priva…
The news looks bad, but reality is worse. Remember that huge trove of NSA hacking tools and exploits that dumped last year? And the numerous follow-up dumps? There are LOTS of new weapons in the hands of everyone from everyday script kiddies to organized crime to enemy nations. It's possible Equifax was the only credit agency with enough information to require public disclosure... if Transunion doesn't have the right…
Abstract: In this bleak, relentlessly morbid talk, James Mickens will describe why making computers secure is an intrinsically impossible task. He will explain why no programming language makes it easy to write secure code. He will then discuss why cloud computing is a black hole for privacy, and only useful for people who want to fill your machine with ads, viruses, or viruses that masquerade as ads. At this point in the talk, an audience member may suggest that Bitcoins can make things better. Mickens will laugh at this audience member and then explain why trusting the Bitcoin infrastructure is like asking Dracula to become a vegan. Mickens will conclude by describing why true love is a joke and why we are all destined to die alone and tormented. The first ten attendees will get balloon animals, and/or an unconvincing explanation about why Mickens intended to (but did not) bring balloon animals. Mickens will then flee on horseback while shouting “The Prince of Lies escapes again!”