I know how they work and that they exist. However, I use cash as little as possible, and really don't need a cash substitute. The few times I use cash it is for small consumable purchases and things paid with a few quarters. No need for the waiting for a bitcoin transaction to clear.
There are people that prefer cash. Of those people, a large portion of them are old or luddites/anti-tech (I actually don't mean this pejoratively as I sympathize with this view), but these people probably won't be too keen on Bitcoin as a replacement. The other portion are those seemingly like yourself that are all embracing of alternative payment methods or basically e-gold. That's great, but you are a niche bunch and I assume a pretty self-selected group.
The mainstream wants convenient credit with decent consumer protections for the many advantages it brings to their boring, mainstream life. This is not ignorance.
My credit cards give me extended warranties, travel protection. I just got a courtesy credit for a purchase well outside the return window, and I just was reimbursed a few hundred bucks for a computer that failed out of warranty. Meanwhile, I have had to call the credit card company once in 5 years for an unauthorized $200 charge. And no, I was not liable for a penny of it. I don't know where you keep getting off on this $50 stuff, but it's complete nonsense. No one ever pays $50 in practice. And most cards the window is 90 days for a dispute.