Earlier quoted context omitted.
> Snowden Snowden, a man who worked from home in Hawaii as an NSA contractor making over $200k a year with his smoking hot girlfriend, who suddenly decided he had a moral compass, was able to download tons of classified files over VPN to his laptops and run off to meet Greenwald et. al. to divulge all this information, then flee to Russia where he sends out anti-Russian tweets. Meanwhile, nothing has happened. The NS…
What does Snowden's girlfriend have anything to do with... well, anything?
If so, poor security contractors (and their apparently less appealing girlfriends) with our cynical assumptions.