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Seconded. When Pulse works, it's really magical. Like when you go to the hackerspace, connect to the Wifi, and the room speakers appear in your mixer and Just Work.
So, this is an honest question, not an attempt to be cruel: How exactly do you get that to happen? Because my reaction when I read the linked article was that pulse sure does seem to have a lot of features that sound pretty useful, but after years and years of nominally having it on my system in charge of my audio hardware, I have, to be blunt, absolutely no clue how to use any of those features, except a bit about n…
Instructions here: https://parseq.co.uk/wordpress/archives/setting-up-pulseaudi...
It worked, but sadly, PulseAudio for Windows doesn't support 5.1 sound, only stereo.