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I think you could find plenty of people who couldn't care less about the iPhone X (you're speaking with one of them). I took one quick look, saw nothing of major interest, and moved on with my day. Moving back to the linked story, are there any long running issues with Node that are still not yet addressed? Are nearly all common issues resolved?
Which long running issues? All common issues are quickly resolved, almost by definition, in a long-running successful project like node. Lots of people depend on that being the case. It's just not always resolved in core (which is why npm/yarn/webpack and a hundred other awesome derived works exist).
Not sure about Node, but regarding other "long running successful projects" you'd be surprised.